These Days

Lady at the store: What sport do you play?

Me: Play? Well, I play soccer in our yard with a really big kickball and we try to score in garbage cans. And sometimes I run in circles on our trampoline. It's kind of like a big game of tag but everyone has to use really high knees because it can get pretty bouncy. But my favorite is obstacle-course scootering. We set up cones in our driveway and see how fast we can go in between them on a scooter. It's actually my kids scooter but the handle bars are adjustable.

Her: ....do you do anything else?

Me: Dog walk. REALLY fast.